Ladies and gentlemen, it has been nearly two full calendar years since my last blog post, and so much has happened during that time. Hitler is dead, we beat the Russians to the moon, and Tiger Woods got assaulted by his own nine iron. While these were certainly news worthy events I could have written…
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Goodbye
Dear good sirs and madams, I hope this letter finds you well. I have one purpose, and one purpose only, for this message you’re reading. To say goodbye. You’ve been some of the internet’s most loyal readers over the past few months – the website consistently gets between 0 and 3 views per day despite…
Continue ReadingThe Shuttle Diaries – Chapter 1
Wow, time really does fly. I’ve somehow already spent two weeks getting paid a modestly meager amount of money to drive a voluptuous 14-seat van back-and-forth on one of America’s sexiest 85-mile stretches of freeway. My daily trips from Summit County, Colorado to Denver International Airport aren’t a job. They’re a lifestyle, and a luxurious…
Continue ReadingMy next adventure
Before I explain what my next adventure is (most of you probably already know), I must first apologize for not posting a blog last week. I understand how vital my weekly Sunday night posts are to each and every one of you, and the human race as a whole, so it was no surprise when…
Continue ReadingAn interesting summer living on Mackinac Island
Last week I recapped what a typical work day looked like for me on Mackinac Island, although I’m sure you noticed how few details about my actual job I included. This summer was my first time working a seasonal hospitality job with on-site living, so there were just too many other random quirks and experiences…
Continue ReadingA day in the life of a Mackinac Island dockporter
My 2020 was supposed to be full of crazy travel stories and wild adventures, but when COVID-19 swept across the country in spring I found myself sitting at home with absolutely nothing to do. It slowly became clearer and clearer that foreign travel wouldn’t be practical for the foreseeable future, so I needed to pivot…
Continue ReadingCosta Rica’s greatest jungle dog
The day is Thursday, February 27th, and the bright Costa Rican sun is still a couple hours away from setting behind Arenal Volcano, a mile west of La Fortuna, a small town known best by tourists as the adventure capital of Costa Rica. The weather is still gorgeous – slightly humid, 82 degrees, a refreshing…
Continue ReadingWhat have I been doing with my life?
For today’s post I answer a question responsible for approximately 39,000 sleepless nights over the past eight months. It’s been the dominating topic of conversation at every American holiday gathering, and even some Zambian celebrations. It’s also been the third most searched topic over the past eight months, according to Google Analytics. “What in the…
Continue ReadingTeddy Roosevelt & The Dead Seal
The inspiration for tonight’s blog dates back to June 18, 2020. I had just returned from a week-long hiking and camping trip in Michigan’s upper peninsula the day prior. One day during the middle of my trip I took a ferry over to Mackinac Island, where I spent a couple hours hiking through the state…
Continue ReadingMy Mission Statement
Welcome to the launch of my new website, the Lone Wolf Blog! I’m ecstatic that you’re here right now, and I hope you continue following along for what’s going to become an epic journey. From unknown upstart, to borderline respectable blog, to internet powerhouse, to internet embarrassment, to eventual bankruptcy and imprisonment – I truly…
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